Quoting: Originally posted by HeathenWoman

These are actual employee excuses for calling in and missing work.
What was your funniest/lamest excuse??
Employee didn?t want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was ?all better now."
Employee donated too much blood.
Employee?s dog was stressed out after a family reunion
Employee was kicked by a deer.
Employee contracted mono after kissing a mailroom intern at the company holiday party and suggested the company post some sort of notice to warn others who may have kissed him.
Employee swallowed too much mouthwash.
Employee?s wife burned all his clothes and he had nothing to wear to work.
Employee?s toe was injured when a soda can fell out of the refrigerator.
Employee was up all night because the police were investigating the death of someone discovered behind her house.
Employee?s psychic told her to stay home.

These are actual employee excuses for calling in and missing work.
What was your funniest/lamest excuse??
Employee didn?t want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was ?all better now."
Employee donated too much blood.
Employee?s dog was stressed out after a family reunion
Employee was kicked by a deer.
Employee contracted mono after kissing a mailroom intern at the company holiday party and suggested the company post some sort of notice to warn others who may have kissed him.
Employee swallowed too much mouthwash.
Employee?s wife burned all his clothes and he had nothing to wear to work.
Employee?s toe was injured when a soda can fell out of the refrigerator.
Employee was up all night because the police were investigating the death of someone discovered behind her house.
Employee?s psychic told her to stay home.

Quoting: Originally posted by treasure_treas_

Quoting: Originally posted by DynaThom Guy called in and said he would be late because his wife wanted to get pregnant and he wanted to be there when it happened.

You are so dang funny DT.

You are so dang funny DT.

Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon .......... You got nice house.'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon .......... You got nice house.'

Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo

Quoting: Originally posted by DynaThom Guy called in and said he would be late because his wife wanted to get pregnant and he wanted to be there when it happened.

LOL!!!!

LOL!!!!

Quoting: Originally posted by milfmom

I have a whole list I have heard. I answer the phones here at work and I have heard an excuse every day for over five years... It gets old quick.
Unless Im way to sick to come in I'm here and then if I can not handle it my boss will send me home.
We may not like work but its our life line without it we can not do the things we love to do or survive..
I have had excuses made to me only to find out they ended up going to the bar that night... ugh!

I have a whole list I have heard. I answer the phones here at work and I have heard an excuse every day for over five years... It gets old quick.
Unless Im way to sick to come in I'm here and then if I can not handle it my boss will send me home.
We may not like work but its our life line without it we can not do the things we love to do or survive..
I have had excuses made to me only to find out they ended up going to the bar that night... ugh!

Quoting: Originally posted by DynaThom

Guy called in and said he would be late because his wife wanted to get pregnant and he wanted to be there when it happened.

Guy called in and said he would be late because his wife wanted to get pregnant and he wanted to be there when it happened.