There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said, 'Thyroid problem?'

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Sign in Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

Money can't buy happiness but it sure make  more...

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I
said, 'Thyroid problem?'

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Sign in Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary?s.

Being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

No one ever says 'It's only a game!' when their team is winning.

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been less...

ahhhhh theres my nurse :) hey u

Hey Deb! I got a kick out of them!

Hey NightNurse,

I see you fancy yourself as a Poet...
(Is your Graduate Degree in Poetry?????)

I need NightNurse to take my
rhythms
Of my vital signs, and my visions
To mentally and physically check me out
And find out what StarSeer's all-about

The StarSeer

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse Hey June and Evenevo! You're always welcome to visit! I didn't do the tomato planting thing this year. No new tomato photos. Planed some cukes near the lake bank,and they're looking ok. Can you i...

By cukes,do you mean cucumbers??Oh I can imagine!!What variety are they I wonder?HeeHee.
Bike still comming,in the shop too much needed for me im afraid so im just sitting in the counting house counting out the pennies so I can pick it up.Sooooonnn  more...

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse Hey June and Evenevo! You're always welcome to visit! I didn't do the tomato planting thing this year. No new tomato photos. Planed some cukes near the lake bank,and they're looking ok. Can you imagine the crazy photos I could do with them? hehe! Been spending most of my free time taking photos with the new camera my Son bought for me. I have taken some awesome nature/butterfly photos and have entered 2 contests with them. And, I'm keeping my little online gallery updated. How is your book coming along,June? How is your motorcycle project coming along,Evenevo? Good to see you both. xoxo

By cukes,do you mean cucumbers??Oh I can imagine!!What variety are they I wonder?HeeHee.
Bike still comming,in the shop too much needed for me im afraid so im just sitting in the counting house counting out the pennies so I can pick it up.Sooooonnnn!!I hope but theres been lots of stormy weather anyway so hasnt been too bad not having it here.Good to see you too.xoxo less...

Quoting: Originally posted by Junie2006 Good Ones LMAO!!! "If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary?s." We know were to come for those. All round NNs house. How big are your tomatos this year? JunieXXX

LMAO!!! Good ones.Yeah I agree with Junie,hope they big this year coz if im travellin to NNs for drinks im gunna be thirsty.

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me ...

Good Ones LMAO!!!

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary?s."

We know were to come for those. All round NNs house. How big are your tomatos this year?

JunieXXX  more...

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. Sign in Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...' Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'? I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary?s. Being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. No one ever says 'It's only a game!' when their team is winning. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been

Good Ones LMAO!!!

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary?s."

We know were to come for those. All round NNs house. How big are your tomatos this year?

JunieXXX less...