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MODERN DAY BIKER
I¿m a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.
My putt she¿s a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
I'd never rode when I bought her, so I trailered her home.
I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.
I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
They¿re way over my head, can¿t reach them at all.
Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
But I pray she don¿t break cuz I can¿t fix my own scoot.
Couple falls, couple crashes, another 5 grand in fix¿n,
Now I got my permit just can¿t take my little vixen.
The vixen she's a hottie, she¿ll be 18 in June,
She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.
I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
No helmet for me, I ride to impress.
I got me an attitude, I¿m the baddest in town,
But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.
I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
I wore it out once but it got in the way of my phone.
I call my friends ¿bro¿ now, they got new scooters too,
We think we need an oil change, just no sure how to.
I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior,
But I love Mikey the most, he¿s the freaking ring leader.
And don¿t forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.
I won¿t ride to Sturgis, man that¿s way too far,
I¿ll just load up the trailer and tow with the car.
I¿ll stay in a motel, five stars there¿s no doubt,
One with great food and where credit has clout.
I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.
I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U.
If the vixen don¿t like it and thinks I¿m a dope
No problems here, it¿ll wash off with soap.
Sleep on the ground! You¿re kidding me right?
Next thing you¿ll want me to do is stay up n party all night.
I¿ll buy me a patch that says ¿I RODE MINE THERE¿,
Who the hells gonna know, it¿s a lie but who cares.
Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
Except when it¿s too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.
Yea, I¿m a modern day biker, you got something to say?
Send me an email, I¿ll reply someday.
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